The Story
An account of events, logged in order. Updated as more of it actually happens.
Month 1 — The Filing
Application #DWR-2026-0001 goes in. Category: fastest meme coin to $2,000,000 market cap. Applicant: one dog, one hat.
Day 1 — Genesis
The chain doesn't know it's making history. The contract deploys. Somewhere, a dog puts on a hat and waits.
Month 2 — First Milestone
What started as a filing turns into a following. The evidence folder gets thicker. The dog stays unbothered.
Month 3 — Under Watch
Charts get screenshotted. A few strangers start checking the tracker before checking their email.
$1M — Verification Begins
Halfway to goal. Wallets get cross-referenced. 'Ambitious' quietly becomes 'plausible.'
$2M — The Record
If it happens, it happens on-chain, in public, timestamped forever. The dog remains, as ever, unimpressed.
